June 29th, 2009

...you have so many babysitting requests you form a referral business, turn the job into a unit study on business and economics, incorporate after discovering this is the best way to grow your company, start an international chain, and become a multimillionaire. Oh, and you also get credit for home ec. (Idea submitted by MK)

June 28th, 2009

...your first question was "Michael WHO?!"

June 27th, 2009

...you've changed FAR more diapers than the average day care worker. (Submitted by MK)

June 26th, 2009

...you're upset you're going to be missing a lecture on anthropology for The Truth Project while you're away at summer camp.

June 25th, 2009

...you're thrilled when you get nothing but books for your birthday.

June 24th, 2009

...you can recite any Calvin and Hobbes strip on demand.

June 23rd, 2009

...you have to move dirty laundry off your desk to do schoolwork. (Submitted by MK)