July 6th, 2009

...you and your friends play "how many presidents can you name?" voluntarily.

July 5th, 2009

...you insist you're not an adult when you turn 18 because that's just an arbitrary number assigned by the government. Real adulthood is earned, not arrived at.

July 4th, 2009

...you insist that the official American "Independence Day" is July 2nd, not July 4th.

July 3rd, 2009

...your four-year-old brother can answer the "socialization" question. (Submitted by MK)

July 2nd, 2009

...you'd be labeled ADD or ADHD if you were put in public school.

July 1st, 2009

...you are fully qualified to be a mother at age ten.

June 30th, 2009

...you think myspace is of the devil.